TASK

TASK  (TOO-TOO MANY)

By Rizal Abdul Aziz

T-asks

A-re

S-omething well

K-nown

T-o

A-sk

S-omeone

K-eeling over

T-oo

A-wful

S-ince

K-eyed up

T-actful

A-ction

S-hould be

K-ept

T-ake

A- lot of

S-pirits

K-ey parts

priuk

P.R.I.U.K/14.04.10

By Rizal Abdul Aziz

P-ermasalahan

R-ekondisi

I-ndustri

U-rug

K-uburan

P-emuka Ormas

R-esah

I-ringi

U-njukrasa

K-oja

P-olisi;  Pamongpraja &

R-akyat

I-kut

U-njuk

K-ekuatan

P-emerintah

R-epublik

I-ndonesia

U-rusi

K-onsolidasi

P-emuka

R-uh

I-slam

U-ntuk

K-aumnya

FRIENDS

Feelingly I Fabricate this poetry

For all my closed and best Friends

Figment or Feigning at all, off course, it isn’t

Fact, that we’re like a Faction

Fully we’re always in a Fig

Frontality we try to Fight the destroyed Forces together

Only For the best we Follow

Only For the thing that’s glow

By winds that blow

By water that’s without bow

Fear not to Fool and Flow

Even it’s going to make us low

‘Cause everything has each own law

Fricative, we often hear

For it doesn’t hamper us to be active

Fork, we’re sure, it wouldn’t be

Forlorn, it couldn’t be

Find us everyday in a Fine

For a Flowered Friend Forever, hopefully, we’ll go on

BETRAYER

Bowler she’s like,

Bowing especially for every her dating,

Black Balls suddenly are ready crushing your heart,

Bullshit words

Blow from her sexy mouth,

Blinking and winking as if showing her feeling,

Blitz dazzles, her eyes look like,

Blur things focused on,

Blue Buzzed fancy streams on her Brain,

Body and Buttock lay back on her mind,

“Bingo, bingo, bingo!” She says

Bird can fool and ride many Bulls.

Back of her,

Boys always say,

“Bird stays in the other men nest.”

Bloody Betrayer,

Boys!!!, who are kind,

Beware of her!!!

Be careful, guys…

Wanita Rentan Selingkuh diusia 30-an

Secara naluri, wanita lebih menyukai hubungan monogami. Namun, jika merasa tersesat dan menemukan jalan buntu dalam suatu hubungan, kaum hawa justru cenderung mudah tergoda berselingkuh.
Dan, menurut data tentang kebiasaan seksual wanita dari 48 negara, keinginan wanita berselingkuh terjadi saat mereka memasuki usia 30-an. Mengapa? Menurut dr. David Schmitt dari Bradley University, Illinois, wanita merasa pada usia 30-an adalah kesempatan awal dan terakhir mereka untuk mendapatkan pria yang baik untuk memenuhi kebutuhan materi.
“Di usia ini juga bertepatan dengan saat wanita merasa gairah seksualnya berada pada masa puncak, namun jam biologis mulai menurun,” kata dr. Schmitt.
Dari pengumpulan data dan penelitian, dr. Schmitt menemukan, berbeda para wanita, para pria pun memiliki “sociosexuality” atau masa puncak seksual di akhir 20-an. Jadi, pria rentan berselingkuh pada akhir usia 20-an. Sedangkan wanita di awal usia 30-an.
Dr Schmitt mengatakan pada New Scientist, wanita cenderung berselingkuh di masa pertama kesuburan mereka mulai menurun.
Penelitian ini juga didukung pengalaman Kate Beckinsale, aktris Inggris yang meninggalkan suaminya, Michael Sheen, akibat berselingkuh ketika Kate berumur 30 tahun. Selain itu, Amanda Holden Les Dennis bercerai dengan Neil Morrissey pada Desember 2003 ketika Berusia 32. Hal ini pun terjadi karena Amanda tidak setia dengan suaminya.
Dari hasil penelitian ini, di daerah perkotaan dengan rasio rendah jumlah pria dengan wanita, merupakan peluang tinggi untuk terjadinya perselingkuhan dan meningkatnya perceraian. Anne Campbell, seorang psikolog di University of Durham, mengatakan, “Pada kondisi inilah wanita dapat dengan mudah terkena rayuan pria. Yang akhirnya bisa menimbulkan perselingkuhan.”
Wahai para wanita/perempuan, bagiamana dengan Anda dan apa pendapat Anda soal ini?
(sumber berita: vivanews.com)

Me is Money is Me

Money, Oo..Money

Many Misters Mind to Master you,

Many Missis Miss you,

Men and women Must have you,

Much of you More famous as Millenarian,

My dream is Milled around by you,

My fancy is Mooched to earn you,

My Mood is Moody without you,

My life is Meable with you, and

Meager without you,

Man! May I escape from you?

May be ‘yes’!

May be ‘no’!

MARKUS itu...??? (by rizal abdul aziz)

MARtabat KhusUS?

MAkelaR KasUS?

MARuk & raKUS?

MARmut & tiKUS?

MARak & terbungKUS?

MARah Komjen sUSno?

MAti Rasa Kau gayUS?

MAu laRi KUnjungi Singapur?

MARah KU Semua!!

MARi Kita USahakan!!

MARi Kita USir!!

MARi Kita USut!!

M-unafik,

A-rogan,

R-akus,

K-ampungan (kokoro),

U-rakan,

S-hit bloody MARKUS!!!

J.O.B (When I was looking for.)

Joe Just has graduated from a favourite college,

“Jack of all trade” you’re called there,

“Job seeker” you’re called here,

Joe, what are you looking for?

Jogging from one building to another,

Jumpy aura appears from your face,

Join with big enterprise you want,

“Joke or not?” you say,

“Justification for all of the Indonesian citizen” is buzzing on your mind,

Joe remembers Uncle Jude’s word “Let it be..”

Joe thinks, J.O.B

‘J’ is for Joe, ‘O’ is for On, and ‘B’ is for Boredom

Joe, however, always believes that,

Job will come immediately, in a best choice and Jiffy.